Things I Learned From My Son@3months

1. All meals should be interrupted with a brief nap. All naps should be followed by a meal.
2. If you don't like where you're placed, pick up your feet and use your head.
3. In the case of discomfort or pain, make as much noise as possible.
4. Stay in close proximity to those you love, touching them frequently.
5. When moving large burdens, make sure you have the proper leverage.
6. Never miss the opportunity to laugh.
7. Tummy time should happen 2-3 times a day, for 10-15minutes each, never less than 30mins a day.
8. Never miss the opportunity to drool on your mommy.
9. If you can't find the real thing, improvise.
10. Remember, when you're standing on your own two feet, that you're still standing on someone's lap/shoulders.
11. Never let anyone put words in your mouth; always speak up even if your audience won't quite understand you,
12. If you're not sure where you're going, wait to poop until you get there.
13. The best tasting things are often found at home.
14. Always look your toys in the eye.
15. If it sounds strange, stop what you're doing and investigate.
16. Make sure your hands are free at all times.
17. If you're not sure where you are, move your feet!